New Song Parody - Circumcision Regret

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Forgive Me Love

I drove to our house Turned off the car
Carried you in without waking you up
We walked down the hall to your new room
And I just rocked you
And now baby makes three, our house is a home
And baby makes three

Would you forgive me love If I played with your fingers
Would you forgive me love If I inhale your hair
Would you forgive me love If we rock all afternoon

I dressed you in clothes We put on your coat
Drove to your doctor to see how you'd grown
He chided again, you should look like your dad
And so I said okay
And no, it didn't take long, you cried but stopped soon
It didn't take long

You'll forgive me love for the blood in your diaper
You'll forgive me love for the ring that looks dead
You'll forgive me love when you're in the locker room

You nursed while we rocked You went down for a nap
And I did a Google for "circumcised bath"
What's this? Oh no, love. Say it ain't so, love.
You've lost your best part
Please no! Is it true what they're writing? I want it undone
If it's true what they're writing

Will you forgive me love Mourn your missing sensation
Please forgive me love Grieve your lack of a hood
Can you forgive me love and begin restoring soon