Bumper Sticker Contest to win a Your-Skin Cone

[TLCTugger]

Here are three separate contests to win a Your-Skin Cone.

This relates to my free bumper stickers offer web page:
http://TLCTugger.com/prodFree.htm

I want to offer some new stickers, and I'd like your help.

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Contest 1) Best new "bumper" sticker slogan to go on a trash can

Like "something stinks / it's circumcision" the winner will exploit the context of being in proximity to trash.

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Contest 2) Best new "bumper" sticker slogan to go on a portable cooler

Like "Sex on the Beach is cool / but foreskin is cooler" the winner will exploit the context of being in proximity to cold drinks or cookouts, the beach, or wherever coolers are used.

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Contest 3) Best new context to stick pro-intact messages.

I'm looking for a setting where people don't already put many "bumper" stickers. The winning idea will be workable without getting someone arrested, and explained in 500 words or less.

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Each winner (named by me, no arguing) will get a complimentary Your-Skin Cone in an appropriate size or $10 off a TLCTugger.com order. Post your entries only in the thread linked here: http://www.foreskin-restoration.net/forum/showthread.php?t=2235. Arrows or geometric figures, or any graphic that looks good in b/w from a distance is fine to include.

Posting more than 5 entries per person WILL NOT increase your odds of winning, but the same person may win more than one of these contests.

Thanks. Good Luck!

[admin]

Here are three separate contests to win a Your-Skin Cone.

Money on the table! Get your entires in by midnight.

-Ron

[admin]

Thanks to all the entrants in our first (and last) annual bumper sticker slogan contest, which I will list now in alphabetical order:

Americut

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Americut's winning entry is to be applied to a garbage can and says: "Deposit circumcision tools here" with arrows pointing up toward the opening of the can.

This item is added to the free sticker offerings at http://TLCTugger.com/prodStickers.htm with a reminder that maybe there is a trash can other than your own where it would make a good showing.

For his effort, Americut takes home a complimentary Your-Skin Cone by TLC Tugger, or $10 off his next order. Congratulations, Americut, and thank you.

[seahorses]

Hi Ron,
I see from your avatar that you’re into skins in more sense than one. Anyhow, I was thinking…… nearly every country has a national lottery, right? Well how about targeting the ticket outlets with stickers saying, ‘This years jackpot will be a roll over. In tact guys need not apply as they’ve already (one) won!’ Too subtle? Well ok, but you can keep it anyway. So how about instead we form a band? I play guitar and keyboards; we could play scar music and call ourselves the Tuggers, or is that stretching things too far?