Howard Stern Foreskin games

[tony12345]

Today Howard had a contest, who could put the most amount of M+M candies
inside their foreskin. The contestants were Sal the Stockbroker versus Jason Ellis.

Jason is an Aussie, skateboarder, and radio host on Sirius XM. Jason won the contest by stretching his foreskin to hold 50 M+Ms versus Sal's 27.

[admin]

Jason the Australian foreskin winner is also on today's Wrap-Up Show.

I'll try to get all the relevant audio posted for scholarly critique. I'm not sure I'd ever know if Jason brought it up on his own show.

[z726]

Hmm, really. And here you've said foreskin isn't the wrapper - it's the candy.

At least the space under the foreskin is lower than normal body temperature, or it could have gotten messy. But considering the risqué nature of the show, if either of them were aware of the old M&M's slogan… ;)

[cobra]

Were they regular m&m's or the ones with peanuts...?

[cobra]

It just occured to me that we can use m&m's as a new way to measure our progress. Forget FEC or the coverage index... this new method is so much simpler. Just stuff as many m&ms into your foreskin as possible. Call it the "emm and emmdex"! I'm currently a 7 on the "emm and emmdex". And, no, you can't shove them in your peehole. That's cheating!

Don't forget, m&m's melt in your mouth... and your prepuce! So be sure to take them out. Just don't put them back in the bag. You don't want to explain to anyone why the candy tastes so good.

[tony12345]

yeah they were saying "melts in your mouth, not in your pouch" :D

[tony12345]

Were they regular m&m's or the ones with peanuts...?

They were the regular ones

[admin]

I did later hear Jason Ellis (the winner) on his own show with skateboard star Tony Hawk. Jason asked Tony: "Are you on my team?" (meaning intact).

Hawk is cut. He said his kids are on Jason's team, though. Yeah, Tony Hawk!

[admin]

I was shoveling snow and forgot to record the replay today. I did get the Wrap-Up Show. I can't leave it recording overnight because the online connection times out every hour.

-Ron

[tjberens]

Hawk is cut. He said his kids are on Jason's team, though. Yeah, Tony Hawk!

Wow, and I thought Tony Hawk was awesome before. :D

[Sogious]

I wish I saw this. But now I'm kind of really curious and wondering...

Did the M&Ms melt in his foreskin? Because they certainly didn't melt in his hands.

[tony12345]

If you have cable TV you can watch it On-Demand on Howard TV.

[admin]

I have all the audio captured. I'll edit it down and get it up here soon.

-Ron

[finman]

If you want to remove them afterwards, the chocolate ones are better than peanut, as most women seem to like chocolate!

[Unregistered]

Sorry, but Howard Stern pisses me off on this issue.

He is vocally angry about being cut and says it's a terrible thing.

Yet he perpetuates a lot of the notions of foreskins being ugly, or dirty or freakish; he always mocks uncut men (at least he did back on regular radio).

I realize he's "just Howard Stern" but still, I don;t look to him as being good for this cause.

[admin]

Sorry, but Howard Stern pisses me off on this issue.

He is vocally angry about being cut and says it's a terrible thing.

Yet he perpetuates a lot of the notions of foreskins being ugly, or dirty or freakish; he always mocks uncut men (at least he did back on regular radio).

I realize he's "just Howard Stern" but still, I don;t look to him as being good for this cause.

He's out this week, but any Mon-Thurs starting next week GET ON THE PHONE and tell his producer you want to ask Howard if he's aware of the impending AAP decision about circumcision, and is there anything he'd like to say to doctors who ignore a baby's human rights. He's overdo for an anti-circ rant.

The number is 888/9-ASSHOLE (no joke) and the show is on between 6-10am ET.

He's not "just Howard Stern," he's the world's loudest pro-foerskin celebrity.