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cobra
April 12th, 2010, 19:47
When you're feeling down about your luck,
You feel kicked around and fucked,
Or guilty cause your roomy gave yer dick a suck.

Here's some lyrics from a song,
To make the bad things move along
And forgive the folks who cut off half your dong!

Because the world's a shitty dive,
Folks are stupid, full of pride.
Life is short and no one makes it out alive!

Just remember...

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

words and music by Eric Idle

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

Tally
April 12th, 2010, 20:11
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z726
April 12th, 2010, 22:42
Wait, if we're going to reference Monty Python in a forum about dicks, we've gotta use this song:

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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't
come
back.

Joseph
April 12th, 2010, 23:07
Good call, z!

And yes, three cheers!

:)

mattboy115
April 13th, 2010, 01:05
I'm always up for a good Monty Python reference! The Meaning of Life was the best Monty Python movie ever!

And yes both songs are definitely words to live by!:D