Fresh Prince of bell end

[potato]

Lyrics to my parody of the Fresh prince of Bel Air
based on a true story

Now this is a story all about how
my cock got chopped, turned inside out
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell how lost the feeling in my bell end

As a native European born and raised
with a foreskin is how I spent most of my days
chilling out, maxing, retracting all cool
and playing with myself inside of the school
when a couple of Jews, they were up to no good
started making trouble in my manhood
I got in one little check up and my doc got scared
and said "we're going to have to amputate the effected area"

They put me out with gas and when I came to
I had stitches in my dick and blood on my legs
If anything I could say my penis was bare
and I got a keratin layer on my bell end

But I pulled up my shaft skin to about CI 7 or 8
and yelled to my penis "yo homes smell you later!"
Looked at my foreskin it was finally there
and that how I got a nice fresh bell end.

[admin]

Cool. If you can find lyrics to the original song we'll put it in the Song Parody category, otherwise I guess it's a poem.

-Ron

Lyrics to my parody of the Fresh prince of Bel Air
based on a true story

Now this is a story all about how
my cock got chopped, turned inside out
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell how lost the feeling in my bell end

As a native European born and raised
with a foreskin is how I spent most of my days
chilling out, maxing, retracting all cool
and playing with myself inside of the school
when a couple of Jews, they were up to no good
started making trouble in my manhood
I got in one little check up and my doc got scared
and said "we're going to have to amputate the effected area"

They put me out with gas and when I came to
I had stitches in my dick and blood on my legs
If anything I could say my penis was bare
and I got a keratin layer on my bell end

But I pulled up my shaft skin to about CI 7 or 8
and yelled to my penis "yo homes smell you later!"
Looked at my foreskin it was finally there
and that how I got a nice fresh bell end.

[Lonewolf]

original lyrics....

Now this a story all bout how
My life got twisted turned upside down
And I would like to take a minute
just sit right there
I'll tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel Air

In West Philadelphia
Born and raised
On the playground is where i spent most of my days
Chillin out relaxin relaxin or coolin or
shooting some b-ball outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight
And my mom got scared
She said your moving with auntie and uncle in Bel Air

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said i might as well kick it

First class, yo this bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of champagne glass
If this what the people in Bel Air living like,
Hmmm, this might be alright

I whistled for cab and when i came near
the license plate said FRESH
with a dice in mirror
If anything i could say this cab was rare
But thought man forget it, yo homes to Bel Air!

I pulled up to a house about 7 arenas
I yelled to the cab, yo homes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom, i was finally there
To sit at my throne
As the prince of Bel Air

[hoodrat]

that made me laugh so hard.

[admin]

that made me laugh so hard.

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