mattboy115
May 21st, 2010, 12:45
==Vicims of Curcumcisia==
Parody of “Jesus of Suburbia” by Green Day
I'm the son you mutilate
If you take it back it is too late
And the bible don't say a word about
cutting up you kids at their birth
Get you baby circumcised
No one every died from it
It's safe as hell far as I can tell
That is what the doctor must have said
Chorus:
There was nothing wrong with me
It was how I was s'posed to be
In a land where freedom rings
Where was my freedom then?
Get my circumcision fixed
Got this tugger on my dick
To get me back where I was before
At least as close as I can get to it
My erections were tight has hell
It made want to scream and yell
The pain was bad and it made me mad
Cause it hurt to get excited
(Chorus)
Sitting in the car
In the parking lot
Of the hell's hospital
Where I was cut
That advice was just a lie
He said it's cleaner to get cut
But what a shame
'Cause getting circumcised is fucking lame
I'm sure you think the same
*City of the damned 1st verse*
I asked my parents why I got the knife
And they said they didn't think about my future life
But now they really regret
They didn't say much but it only confirmed
That the people in this world are so ill informed
And they could really care less
*City of the Damned 1st verse repeated*
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't know
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't know
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't know
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't know
They don't know
Doctors are so full of shit
Born and cut by hypocrites
They swore to heal but mutilate
So from the cradle to the grave
We are the ones who got the knife
And we're stuck that way our whole life
We are the ones without foreskin
The victims of circumcisia
Land where freedom rings
Where was my freedom then?
Land where freedom rings
Where was my freedom?
And they don't care
They don't care
They don't care
They don't care
They don't care
Medical professionals
Are you listening?
I don't believe a word that you were sayin'
Are we demented or just disturbed
To carry on this thing that makes us insecure
Oh, circumcision just makes a void
It is retarded and and I am not overjoyed
No man is perfect
And they think that fixes it
Then they call it cleaner
And that is their best excuse
To live without foreskin
To die so incomplete
To run against this crap
To fight is where we're at
And I'm circumcised
Because of a chain of fucking lies
I lost my ability
To feel sex naturally
My glans; it is so numb
I can't believe we are this dumb
And I'm circumcised
Because of a chain of fucking lies
And I've heard this lie
A million hella fuckin' times
But now it's time!
I have felt so much pain
I won't apologist
For all the stuff I said
But if you can get it back
When you've been victimized
Tales from another mutilated guy (I'm tuggin, I'm tuggin', I'm tuggin, But I'm not tuggin alone)
================================
First of all this is just a first draft. If you have any ideas that can make this better: better rhymes, better wording, correct lines, lines that fit better, etc. Open for suggestions. Also those "City of the Damned" parts I got a little lazy so if you have an idea for them you can help.
I wanted a nice long song that would conform pretty well to the subject and I think I found it. If someone wants to perform this song and record it that would be cool too.
And by the way, I wouldn't really call this a parody since it's a serious song but it's the same basic idea.
Parody of “Jesus of Suburbia” by Green Day
I'm the son you mutilate
If you take it back it is too late
And the bible don't say a word about
cutting up you kids at their birth
Get you baby circumcised
No one every died from it
It's safe as hell far as I can tell
That is what the doctor must have said
Chorus:
There was nothing wrong with me
It was how I was s'posed to be
In a land where freedom rings
Where was my freedom then?
Get my circumcision fixed
Got this tugger on my dick
To get me back where I was before
At least as close as I can get to it
My erections were tight has hell
It made want to scream and yell
The pain was bad and it made me mad
Cause it hurt to get excited
(Chorus)
Sitting in the car
In the parking lot
Of the hell's hospital
Where I was cut
That advice was just a lie
He said it's cleaner to get cut
But what a shame
'Cause getting circumcised is fucking lame
I'm sure you think the same
*City of the damned 1st verse*
I asked my parents why I got the knife
And they said they didn't think about my future life
But now they really regret
They didn't say much but it only confirmed
That the people in this world are so ill informed
And they could really care less
*City of the Damned 1st verse repeated*
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't know
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't know
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't know
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't
They don't care if they don't know
They don't know
Doctors are so full of shit
Born and cut by hypocrites
They swore to heal but mutilate
So from the cradle to the grave
We are the ones who got the knife
And we're stuck that way our whole life
We are the ones without foreskin
The victims of circumcisia
Land where freedom rings
Where was my freedom then?
Land where freedom rings
Where was my freedom?
And they don't care
They don't care
They don't care
They don't care
They don't care
Medical professionals
Are you listening?
I don't believe a word that you were sayin'
Are we demented or just disturbed
To carry on this thing that makes us insecure
Oh, circumcision just makes a void
It is retarded and and I am not overjoyed
No man is perfect
And they think that fixes it
Then they call it cleaner
And that is their best excuse
To live without foreskin
To die so incomplete
To run against this crap
To fight is where we're at
And I'm circumcised
Because of a chain of fucking lies
I lost my ability
To feel sex naturally
My glans; it is so numb
I can't believe we are this dumb
And I'm circumcised
Because of a chain of fucking lies
And I've heard this lie
A million hella fuckin' times
But now it's time!
I have felt so much pain
I won't apologist
For all the stuff I said
But if you can get it back
When you've been victimized
Tales from another mutilated guy (I'm tuggin, I'm tuggin', I'm tuggin, But I'm not tuggin alone)
================================
First of all this is just a first draft. If you have any ideas that can make this better: better rhymes, better wording, correct lines, lines that fit better, etc. Open for suggestions. Also those "City of the Damned" parts I got a little lazy so if you have an idea for them you can help.
I wanted a nice long song that would conform pretty well to the subject and I think I found it. If someone wants to perform this song and record it that would be cool too.
And by the way, I wouldn't really call this a parody since it's a serious song but it's the same basic idea.