Homemade Bi-Directional Restoration Device

[ongakuxparker]

Now this is only the first version, I'm sure their will be upgrades in the future, but I've made a Bi-Directional tugging device at home for free. I made it wit household items, that I happened to own.

YOU WILL NEED:
A brass cone incense burner, if you were to go and get one they would be about $10.00 but I already had one so it was free. You will need one with a screw off bottom, the kind that have a rounded cone bottom, with the threads.
http://earthenmagick.com.au/images/tallbrass03.JPG

A screw that matches the size of the threads, this is free, because your bound to have one in your house, I often switch between a four inch, and three inch screw, just to mix things up.

INSTRUCTIONS:
To begin unscrew the bottom of the incense burner, and add the screw to it, depending how much tension you want, choose your size screw. Put in the screw until it is secure, but does not go all the way through the thread hole, as it can stab your urethra. Grab some tape, and push the glans onto the bottom of the cone, and roll your skin up over it and onto the screw, and apply tape.
**This sounds like it hurts, but trust me it doesn't!!!**

[DaveW]

Very inventive ongakuxparker

I don't want to rain on your parade but, Brass will react with warmth and moisture to make green tarnish. Is your penis going green?

Can you not make something out of plastic parts?

Anyway good luck :)

[ongakuxparker]

No, it isn't, I found out it's not pure brass, it's 50% Brass, 25% Nickel, 25% Steel. This isn't the only method I use, because plastic is hard for me to work with, I also use the M.T.C. method (http://foreskin.gc.bz/t_tape.php ,) it's a variation of the t-tape method.

[finman]

**This sounds like it hurts, but trust me it doesn't!!!**

Unless you forget and light the incense :p

The concern must be the metal against the skin. If you have a nickel sensitivity you may get a reaction to that, as people sometimes get with metal wrist watches. Otherwise...keep on restoring, it is well worth the journey

[CI10]

lol - fork out $100 and buy a DTR or similar, the phrase "or else it might stab your urethra" was enough to make me wince....

your penis is worth it :-)