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kandel65
April 27th, 2011, 04:46
I found this in a local paper:

A priest, a minister and a rabbi wanted to see who's best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later they got together to discuss the results.

The priest said, "when I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and
sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion".

The minister said, "I found a bear by the stream and preached God's holy word to him. He was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him".

They both looked down at the rabbi who was lying on a gurney in a body cast.
"Looking back, "he said, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision".


:)

greg_b
April 27th, 2011, 05:14
chuckles, good one!

dutchdick
April 27th, 2011, 05:21
He-he-he... :p

vicousg42
April 27th, 2011, 06:24
good one. wish i was the bear in this case, but its not legal for me to be the bear...

finman
May 3rd, 2011, 16:48
If you want to be bare, take off your clothes, but remember it was the bear (and the Rabbi, I presume) who were circumcised :p

Barthos01
May 4th, 2011, 01:17
funny story

Anon102
May 4th, 2011, 04:03
At least the bear was old enough and mature enough to relay the message... NO...unlike most of us.