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[cobra]

I actually watched a viking porn one time, one of those euro jobs. It was pretty bad. The most noteworthy chick in it was wearing one of those horned helmets and had long blond braids, but she was about 50 lbs overweight with a gut and huge udders. I watched the whole scene of course. Even big girls need love. I just thought it was a little sad. The budget was so low the director's mom had to pitch in with some puss.

Seriously, tho... are you thinking DPs are something new? Man, human beings have been gangbanging, switchhitting and swinging every which way but lose since the first caveman realized his opposable thumbs could give him a better grip on his dick-- or maybe I should say, his and his buddy's dicks! In fact, jacking off is probably how we evolved opposable thumbs.

Compared to our ancestors, we are EXTREMELY repressed sexually. This is our legacy from the Victorian era, along with our mutilated cocks... this very narrow-minded and fearful idea of what constitutes acceptable sexual behavior and what is perverse, unnatural and sinful.

Here are some ancient and vintage photos of some of the kinds of sex our great-great-great-great grampas and grammas were having. It almost makes me a little jealous. I wish I could cut loose like they did sometimes.

And before you go thinking these are all horrible sinners who are burning in hell now, before the roman catholic church instituted its sexual "reforms" (and started raping altar boys on the sly) there was so much sex going on in the church that whorehouses were called "nunneries".



SOME TANTIC GROUP SEX.



SOME MMF BANGING FROM ANCIENT POMPEII.



AN ANCIENT CHINESE DOUBLE ENDED DILDO.



CHINESE SEX SWING.



TWO ROMAN LADS GETTING THEIR BUTTFUCK ON.



WOW, GRAMPA, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD SOME GAY GANGBANGS!



GRAMMA GOT SASSY AND NEEDED A GOOD SPANKING!



AND FINALLY, SOME VINTAGE FFM...



MMF...



...and MFMF.

If any of this shocks you, you are just another repressed modern American...

[1Taoist]

I wish more people would post stuff like this. Excellent visual depictions. There were some big dicks in those days, monsters of cock seems to be the requisite for entry into these gatherings.

Just makes me think- everybody should have some 2-on-1 sometimes. It just looks...right. And I wonder if instinctually and evolutionarily guys blow each other, jerk each other off and BF...cuz it's a natural release from the proximity of pregnancy and the constant conundrum of dissimilar needs (female=opposite). Not only does it keep population down, it evolutionarily helps us exercise our nature in a commisserating fashion, where hetero is a productive fashion. It's why guys go play sports. They practice and hone their natures together.

[cobra]

The truth is, we still live in the Victorian age. That's why circumcision is still going on. It's a symptom of the sexual repression our culture still wrestles with almost 150 years later. There is no medical use for it aside from interfering with a man's enjoyment of sex, and everyone knows it even if they can't admit it even to themselves.

I have gotten my freak on in the past, and any time I have discussed it with others in the real world, I was made to feel like a weirdo, like there was something wrong with me-- but the reality is that I have never done anything that wasn't open and accepted in the past... even deemed to be healthy and natural.

We judge the world around us and the behavior of others through the framing of our own culture. How you react to the behavior of others is actually a reflection of your own social conditioning, not a judgment of the value of what you are viewing.

I am curious to know how many people have reacted negatively to this thread... and how many people have thought that, maybe, it would be cool to do a few of the things we've talked about.

So far, Tao has been the only one bold enough to even contribute to this thread.

Methinks we need to design a tugging device that can pull the stick out of people's butts. Got any ideas, Ron?

Circumcision is going to continue so long as we as a culture continue to feel that sex is dirty and shameful.

[finman]

So far, Tao has been the only one bold enough to even contribute to this thread.

Must change that!

So Cobra your idea of ideal women is so different to mine. I think slim is beautiful, while the bigger, past a certain point, is the exact opposite, so I guess we will never be competing. My wife is small, Chinese and lovely.

Maybe you should have been born a few years ago when the Vikings were marauding, if your idea of a 'horny woman' is a Viking with horns stuck on her head



I remember hearing of a couple in their farmstead being attacked by Vikings. The Viking men said to the couple they was going to gang-rape the man and rob his wife. The wife suggested the Viking had that the wrong way round but the husband protested, saying to his wife not to interfere as the Vikings were very experienced in warfare and knew what they were doing

By the way, where did you find the pictures?

[cobra]

ROTFL

"Now, honey, these guys know what they're doing...! OWWWWW! Ooh, yeah."

I have to admit, I do like curvier women. But now, I'm talking this:



NOT this:



But I'm glad you jumped into this little conversation. I was starting to feel like some kind of pervert.

The pictures are from all over the web, no single website really. You can google things like "history of sex", "Ancient sex" or "victorian porn" and find all kinds of information (and jackoff material) that will enlighten you about human sexuality and make you feel, in the end, like the most repressed person who ever lived. I am not a religious person myself. I consider myself spiritual. More Gnostic than anything else, really. But I did have some really religious grandparents and they did a fine job of instilling quite a bit of sexual guilt and shame in my psyche before passing on, which I have tried to exorcise from my mind. I do not think it is healthy psychologically to repress so much. In doing so, that energy escapes as violence, self-hatred and even... yes... genital mutilation.

That isn't to say, go out and indulge yourself stupidly. Don't hurt other people, and don't forget to wrap that thang!

In other words, lighten up, have some fun but fuck responsibly!

[finman]

I think these girls have found a better place to keep their bottles! The girls at the top of your posting are great, well within my size range.

http://www.imagefap.com/gallery/1626854

http://www.imagefap.com/gallery/1636523

Too much watching this and I could 'turn to the bottle' and I am teetotal!

[1Taoist]

Alright guys, soon as I get some sit-down time I'm gonna post some great shit. So sit down with a stiff one (drink) and look forward. I'm in a mood.

[finman]

Alright guys, soon as I get some sit-down time I'm gonna post some great shit. So sit down with a stiff one (drink) and look forward. I'm in a mood.

1Taoist...did you fall asleep before you had time to post?

Sorry 1Taoist, I read that you are on holiday, so certainly not all talk and no action

[1Taoist]

Yeah but I'm not with a black girl. Sorry to say. But my Swedish blond wife has a black girl booty, which I'm tappin repeatedly.

[pmg28]

Originally Posted by cobra

I don't have a close buddy right now and I kind of miss it.

Now... who wants to rub dicks with me. I need a sperm boost!

Me neither. But I don't really know of any guys who rub together anymore; our culture has changed dramatically probably with all the sexual harassment issues that abound. Which is why there are so many anonymous ads on Craigslist. I tried it once, but never talked to the guy again. And then I felt fearful of being labeled (bi-curious, whatever), when in reality I just want to fully utilize my sexuality.

How can one pursue this activity otherwise? It's not like I am going to ask my coworkers?!?