A little humor
Two drunks were at a bar when they both had to go to the bathroom. While they were standing there taking a leak the first drunk looked at the other and said, "You're circumcised aren't you." "Yes", said the second drunk. "I'll bet you $5 that I can tell which doctor circumcised you", said the first drunk. "You're on", he said. "It was old Doc Murdock", said the first drunk. "You're right", he said. "But tell me", said the second drunk as he handed the fiver over, "How did you know." "Well", said the first drunk, "Old Doc Murdock always cut on a bias and you're pissing on my leg."